Nadaa wah!Actually i DO know why!Why?Its because im always in a weird/awkward/embarassing situation around!!Inda pecaya?Ni ha,top ten list of the male teachers that have seen me in action!
1.Sir Leong
2.Sir Nazirul
3.Sir Pang
4.Sir Amir
5.Sir James
6.Sir Andy
7.Sir Desmond
8.Sir Desmond's bro,antah apa namanya =_= Raymond kah..
9.Sir Abu
10.Sir Suhardi
Hahaha!Believe me now?No?Fine,ill tell you how it happens then for top three!
First up--sir Leong.Ah yes,i found out his first name was 'Andy' Leong,tapi kami panggil ya 'Si Tulang' Leong,hahaha!Recently,dont know why,but i kept falling in front of him,and luckily,he didnt see my panty or thighs like Sir James did =_= (god,that was AWKWARDD!)and Sir Leong would ALWAYS give the EVIL grin to both me and Nisa,antah kenapa ya atu,mental kali,haha.Tadi was seriously embarassing,mentalku ulehnya.There was a quiz earlier which requires the student chosen by Sir to write the answer on the board.AND as usual,like i care to listen,until when i was staring at the board,i didnt realize that he was behind me and when he showed me the marker,i gasped LOUDLY!ZOMG,the whole class was chuckling!I was like,"what,me?!"and he was like,"yes,you." and i was like,"do what,sir?"and he was like,"i dunno."Luckily Nisa shouted,"the definition,man!"and i was like,"oh." and the rest was okay.Tapikan,im still in trauma with the gasp.Aaah,my cheeks are burning reeed~
Ah,Sir Nazirul?Hmm,what i remember,first time,i cried in front of him,silent and ran away,and he was speechless.Second time,i fell in front of him (matii,cam karma wah yang tegugur ani XD) and third time,which is tadi pagi,i slept infront of him.Luckily,i heard him said,"eh,napa ya ni?Ngalih ya?" and i straight away woke up and like,"huh?Ah,um.Er..",and Nisa came to the rescue by saying,"she's not well,sir." and he was like,"what?!Pukul brapa kau tidur kan?" and i said,"11 to 6,napa?"and he was like,"atu inda cukup tidur?Are you human?"and as a result,my friends chuckled and i groaned,hit my head to the table,and shouted,"Ouch!" and he looked at me with the kirais doing their thing.=_=kirnya aku retarded kali,antah eh.
And lastly,Sir Pang-it,the male teacher i HATED the MOST.I wasnt the one embarassing myself,HE was embarassing me!No offense,dear Pang's Loyal Fans.=_=*builds a steel gate* ah,c'mon,don't tear me off!!
Anyways,there's one time masa midyear exam,and i came late and f.y.i,i wasnt wearing my glasses that time so i couldnt really see him and went straight to my seat.Then my friend ani yang duduk next to me poked me and said,"tu,sir panggil."and i was like,"ah?Oh,okay." and went to the Teacher's Table,where HE --how dare he-- is sitting on the teacher's seat.
Wait,thats not the point.First,ya tanya aku,"didnt you see me here earlier when you came in?"and i was like,"ah,no sir.I couldnt see without my glasses." and he was like,"ah,ada eye problem."atu baru first tu ah,my anger baru rising,then the second time he asked me,"and didnt you hear me call you earlier?"and i was like,"no."and he was like,"ah,hearing problem jua."arrrgh,that was the second one.The third one made my blood boil."Eh,you have any older sisters here before kah?I felt like ive seen you before."and i was like,"no sir,im the oldest."and yang buduhnya,he CORRECTED MY GRAMMAR."Eldest,not oldest.English problem jua ah."English problem?ENGLISH PROBLEM?!WHATS YOUR PROBLEM,MISTER!?I LOVE ENGLISH,UNLIKE YOU!!stupid kambang teacher!
And ada g tu,masa i finished my exam,aku baru sikit pusing to my friend,and he was like,"hey,you,come here!"and i was like,"uhh,okay." and he was like,"nah,correctkan kratas ani" and i was like,"wtf?".Tapi the stupid part is i have to go BACK and FORTH just to finish ALL his freakin corrections!Ada lagi tu,when he tried to call me,he was like,whistling at me.And i turned around,pasal my blood is boiling jua,i politely cool my temper and said,"i have a name,sir",and he was like,"ah,whats your name,then?"AAAGH.
Ah,thats all saja ah,im tired.Ill post up next time,and dont worry,i wont stop updating.
Till then!
Namine Mizu,the evil water priestess XD
Labels: Rise and fall of the male empire.
